. you should cut him some slack too , ladies . you should ! so the guy was a little hungover . which one of us hasn't been there , alking up somewhere nothing quite makes senses ? does it matter ? and just forget all your slutty fantasies about him , because i have dibs on those pecs . and that butt . i'm the one who has his photo in my camera and his phone number in my pocket . that should tell you all something about his ... true inclinations ."
" jack ! he's not gay ," said jules ." didn't you see him staring at carmels 's boobs ?"
" light from a dyping star , " jack said dismissively ." wagers ? anyone ? i don't even care if it does turn out that the boy is from a tribe that hails from the dimmest part of the planet . as god is my witness , jaana - wherever the hell you are - i understand you . girl; . i would have come down herre with that man for a night .... or two ,"
" jack ! " carmel scolded him .
jack laughed ." i'm sorry , little mama , but i would have , call me a slut , doesn't come along every day . and sometimes on christmas morning you care more about opening the package than you do about what you find inside . am i right ? " am i ?"
"amen ." jules said ." but one the holidays are over ..."
" i know , i know , i'm not saying he has a chest and an ass that you only see on statues . what does it matter to me ? i'm planning my christmas morning , not my valentine 's day ."
jules asked ." did you give him your number , jack ?"
" you kidding ? he won't call me - he's not that far along in his personal awareness . but he'll remember me when i call him . that 's how it works ." jack grinned .
the women laughed , they laughed more when it became clear that although any of them could've drawn a topo map of shirtless man's pecs . none of them could remember the color of shirtless man's eyes .
" jack ! he's not gay ," said jules ." didn't you see him staring at carmels 's boobs ?"
" light from a dyping star , " jack said dismissively ." wagers ? anyone ? i don't even care if it does turn out that the boy is from a tribe that hails from the dimmest part of the planet . as god is my witness , jaana - wherever the hell you are - i understand you . girl; . i would have come down herre with that man for a night .... or two ,"
" jack ! " carmel scolded him .
jack laughed ." i'm sorry , little mama , but i would have , call me a slut , doesn't come along every day . and sometimes on christmas morning you care more about opening the package than you do about what you find inside . am i right ? " am i ?"
"amen ." jules said ." but one the holidays are over ..."
" i know , i know , i'm not saying he has a chest and an ass that you only see on statues . what does it matter to me ? i'm planning my christmas morning , not my valentine 's day ."
jules asked ." did you give him your number , jack ?"
" you kidding ? he won't call me - he's not that far along in his personal awareness . but he'll remember me when i call him . that 's how it works ." jack grinned .
the women laughed , they laughed more when it became clear that although any of them could've drawn a topo map of shirtless man's pecs . none of them could remember the color of shirtless man's eyes .
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